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Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90 year old, the body of a 20 year old, and the energy of a 3 year old..
My life is cool, when you are with me..
My 'last seen at' was just to check your 'last seen at'.
Life is too short Don't waste it updating status every hours..
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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way..
Hmmm this text message is a little too harsh, I'll add LOL at the end..
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off!.
A good traveller has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving..
Readers are plentiful: thinkers are rare..
I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!.
Facebook should have a “no one cares” button..
Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status… After 3 it should default to “unstable”..
When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours!.
The wolf lives right here. In this village. He looked at the villages. Among you. It is one of you..
I miss you dear forever..
Parachute for Sale! used once, never opened....
It starts with dreams – dreams create desires, desires create determination, which leads us to our destiny..
Good people eat all their veggies and all the fruits, but they still have good grades. I call this, freakonomics..
Before you judge me make sure that you're perfect..
That which is cool is driven by the soul..
Nature uses human imagination to lift her work of creation to even higher levels..
The space between your fingers are meant to be filled with mine....
I was reminded that my blood type is be Positive..
Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside..
I wish every desire and wish of you get completed asap. However, we have specially submitted one of the best collection to inspire you to reach our goals in your life..
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it..
Smile is good medicine..
Relation of friendship is greater than the relation of blood..
Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love..
A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement..
When life puts you in tough situations, don’t say, why me? Just say, try me!.
If people are trying to bring you 'down' It only means that you are 'above them'..
Jack will update his Facebook status for money!.
I’m the dude with cool attitude..
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet..
A hug is worth a thousand words. A friend is worth more..
Work until you don't have to, introduce yourself..
Why didn't I use my turn signals? It's nobody's business where I'm going..
How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone 😆.
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I keep my page public so my haters have something to do.(:.
Nicole can do anything that involves a ball and whistle..
Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not 😂.
Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else..
Lovers are the coolest their hearts beat the best and they kiss magic as hell..
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt..
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen..
Whoever invented reading is a very cool person..
James is going to borrow money from a pessimist. They don’t expect to be paid back..
I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I'm smoking..
School is pointless. English: We speak it. History: They’re dead, get over it. Math: We have calculators. Spanish: We have Dora..
Only Love takes you to heaven without the dying part..
My one hand is enough to fight against the world... If you hold the other one..
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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then does not hurt..
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak..
Behind every successful Facebook update there’s ctrl+c & ctrl +v..
Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain..
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does..
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker..
Born to express not to impress B|.
Life is too short don't waste it updating status!.
Art, freedom and creativity will change society faster than politics..
Traveling tends to magnify all human emotions..
I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk..
CA student is composition of a compassionate, cheerful, and cool aspirant. I will be a chartered accountant..
My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my BED..
Dreams are pure thought, an opportunity to discover yourself..
It’s funny how people say they miss you, but don’t even make an effort to see you..
There are two type of people winner and Losser, winner always working hard, losser always try to shortcut for win..
Some people have "aha" moments, I just have "Oh Seriously?" moments..
Your smile is so cool..
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food..
The rain begins with a single drop..
I wish my parents were like Google. They should understand me even before I complete..
I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better..
What is meant by cool?.
Being a good person is great. Everyone should try it..
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People are like 'Music' some say the 'Truth' and rest, just noise....
Got a new job with the local hostage negotiators and tried to phone in sick but they talked me out of it..
People who tolerate me on the daily basis! are real heroes in my eye..
There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men..
I know I am awesome, so I don't care about your opinion..
If Monday had a face... I would punch it..
I stepped on a corn flake today, so I’m a serial killer now..
Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads..
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right :D.
We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love..
Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine....
Waiting for a miracle..
When i was born, i was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year and half..
Don’t do drugs…give them to me..
Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows!.
Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it..
The road to success is always under construction..
Attitude is like pregnancy, no matter how long you hide it, it will come out..
I tried being like you, my personality didn't like it..
Style is a reflection of your attitude and personality..
I wish I had 'Google' in my mind and 'Antivirus' in my heart....
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we're having cake..
Every journey begins with a single step..
The only way to do great work is to love what you do..
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too 😆.
Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all..
Isn't it strange how wise counsel can cool the hottest head? He made sense but my heart screamed protest..
You can never buy love... but still you have to pay for it..
People say me bad. But trust me I am the worst!.
I have a bad habit of reading a text and forgetting to reply..
If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up..
If a hug tells you how much I love you, I would hold you in my arms forever..
Life without mistakes is like, education without books..
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The earth has music for those who listen..
That most pleasant weather to feel is the one never felt..
You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink..
Rob is wondering if he had everything, where would he keep it?.
Don’t be so happy, I don’t really forgive people, I just pretend like it’s okay and wait for my turn to destroy them..
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Seeing a spider in my room isn't scary. It's scary when it disappears..
The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality..
Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men..
What people say to your face is not a problem. The problem is what they say behind your back..
Try to solve your problem yourself... Don't Depend on other!.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day… instead of waking up every morning..
Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you..
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman..
My attitude is based on how you treat me..
My attitude based on how you treat me..
It's so trendy, almost bleeding to death. All the cool girls are doing it..
Life is too short to worry about matching socks..
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode :D.
The town was paper, but the memories were not..
If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried..
If Facebook ruins relationships then guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat..
Humans are odd. They think order and chaos are somehow opposites and try to control what won't be. But there is grace in their failings..
Dream' as if you'll live forever. Live as if tomorrow is last one....
You can’t win if you don't play! Get in the game!.
Silence is the best answer to a FOOL..
Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor ;).
Trust takes years to build and seconds to shatter..
My attitude: I don’t like to take right decision, I take decisions and make them right..
I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode..
A dream does not become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work..
Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent..
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits..
My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work..
I am who i am, you approval is not needed..
Life is a combination of magic and pasta..
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At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up..
I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off..
I may not be perfect, but I'm the best you'll ever have... you’ll realize it the day i stop coming back!.
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket.".
Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going..
If you cannot stop yourself from getting angry, then at least get angry about things that matters..
Whatever life gives you, even if it hurts, just be strong & act like you’re okay. Strong walls shake, but never collapse..
His story is history, my story is mystery..
It's cute when your crush’s crush is you..
Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude..
I'm cool but Summer made me hot!.
I am not perfect but I am limited Edition..
Jolene understands that hard work has a future payoff but Laziness pays off now..
Your looks don't make you Beautiful, it's the person inside who makes you beautiful....
The bigger the challenge, the greater risk I’ll take, the more contented I am..
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong..
Sometimes you succeed... and other times you learn..
Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn't remind you of anyone....
I’d say we should have a “You Bore me” button on Facebook!.
When inspiration doesn't come to me, I go halfway to meet it..
Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don't have..
Dear automatic flushing toilet... I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet..
I failed my online quiz, did great on my FB status..
Luck is where opportunity meets preparation..
My attitude is the only thing which is cool..
You can’t compare me to the next girl. Because there is no competition. I’m one of a kind, and that’s real..
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back..
I got less but I got best!.
I should change my name to No One, that way when I request you as a friend it will say “No One wants to be your friend”..
I’d rather check my Facebook than face my check book..
I don't need to explain myself because, I know I'm right..
Don't wait. The time will never be just right..
There comes a point in life, when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will....
Dear god, I don’t want anything from you just bless my mom-dad with hot son-in-law..
Be the calm eye of the storm where nothing fazes you, focus on your centre to remain balanced, let your life flow like a stream of wind..
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I don't care what people think or say about me!.
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose. The longer the title the less important the job..
Sometimes It’s better to be alone…No one can hurt you..
A can-do attitude is all one needs. It acts like a bridge between success and failure..
I never dreamed about success. I worked for it..
I will be back, just wait and watch..
It does not matter how slowly you go, so long as you do not stop..
Some poeple are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day..
Your looks don't make you beautiful; it's the person inside who makes you beautiful..
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth..
Art is the only serious thing in the world. And the artist is the only person who is never serious..
Being a superhero is great. Everyone should try it..
Facebook should have an ‘Enemy List’.
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present..
I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they?.
Hi bro, you are so cool..
If you really want to do something, you will find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse..
Art and love are the same thing: It’s the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you..
A smile is the universal welcome..
I don't have dirty mind, I have sexy imagination..
I am learn from my mistakes! without mistakes we can't learn..
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?.
If you can't convince them, confuse them..
Yesterday is but today’s memory, tomorrow is today’s dream.
I am single because god is busy writing to best love story for me 😆.
Hated by many, wanted by plenty, disliked by some, confronted by none..
Not always 'Available' try your luck!.
Coolness is happiness..
Best way to deal with haters, Keep calm, and stay classy....
Cheat on your fears, break up with doubts, engage to faith and marry your dreams..
I will win, not immediately but definitely..
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I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair..
Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say..
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories..
Never judge a book by it's movie..
Let's be off before he gets his great horsey teeth into my poor lines of verse!.
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad..
Jonathan is applying geometry to his everyday life: no squares are allowed in my inner circle..
I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion..
I am copyrighted..
Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands..
If you’re going to spread lies and rumors about me on Facebook… Feel free to tag me.;).
Every people is a intelligent, when he work hard!.
Sean is going to drink wet cement and get really stoned..
The real reason women live longer than men because they don't have to live with women..
There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side..
Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything..
People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger....
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room..
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught. No, I'm not feeling violent, I'm feeling creative with weapons..
Never test how deep the water is with both feet 😆.
Copycats are cheats lacking creativity..
If a plan didn't work, Alphabet has 25 more letters..
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I am surrounded by angels, and I call them my best friends..
A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings..
Silent people have the loudest minds..
The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes..
The sound of the rain needs no translation..
You either live in love or die, there is no way in between!.
Don't worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes..
I thought I wanted a long career, turns out I just wanted cash money..
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does..
I am multi talented, I can talk and piss you off at the same time..
The longer the title the less important the job..
I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition :P.
Remembering is easy. It is forgetting that is hard..
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